My dreams and aspirations include playing guitar on the street corner for money, drinking Scottish beer in Scottland with a barbarian-looking Scottsman (and outdrinking the bastard), and going a day out in public without mascara...i have blonde eyelashes :-(

     I have a tendency to be artistic/emotional as well as lazy/apathetic. I'm a full-on introvert but can make a crowd laugh when i'm in the right mood. Ya might think me insensitve because of my inconsiderate and often sloppy way of joking. But the one thing i can't stand is hurting someone's feeluns.

     My theory is that we're all idiotic, most of us just don't like to admit it. I have no problem admitting my idiocy.I have no problem admitting that "idiocy" may not be an actual word. I long to play the bagpipes, diggeridoo, and piano...oh yeah i live in SLC. More than anything, i want to take Tom Hanks out on a date and make him laugh.